Drew Brees: Smart As Aerosol Cheese

"I am speechless. Sean Payton is a great man, coach, and mentor. The best there is. I need to hear an explanation for this."  -- a "Tweet" from New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees

I guess I AM as dumb as I look.

Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints quarterback, is wondering why his head coach has been suspended for the upcoming season.

Ok, Drew, here's the explanation:

Brees, you stupid sack of shit.  Your coach is suspended for promoting an illegal bounty on opponents and intending to injure them, for covering it up, and for getting a gift Super Bowl because your poor town got flushed down the crapper.

Idiot.