Kim Jong Un ... Projectile Dysfunction

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - North Korea defied international warnings, launching a rocket Friday that the United States and its allies called a provocative pretext for developing an intercontinental ballistic missile that might one day carry a nuclear warhead. But in what was a major embarrassment to the North and its young new leader, the rocket disintegrated soon after the launch, and U.S. and Japanese officials said its remnants fell harmlessly into the Yellow Sea.


Do they make a little blue pill for that?

So it appears I was correct to mock you and your lame country as being both incompetent and impotent, no?

Ya, I guess that is pretty funny.

And the requisite cheap shot in 3, 2, 1 ... um, Kim Jong, you might wanna mix in a salad on occasion you lardass.


[Italicized text courtesy of the AP]