Drew Brees: Smart As Aerosol Cheese

"I am speechless. Sean Payton is a great man, coach, and mentor. The best there is. I need to hear an explanation for this."  -- a "Tweet" from New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees

I guess I AM as dumb as I look.

Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints quarterback, is wondering why his head coach has been suspended for the upcoming season.

Ok, Drew, here's the explanation:

Brees, you stupid sack of shit.  Your coach is suspended for promoting an illegal bounty on opponents and intending to injure them, for covering it up, and for getting a gift Super Bowl because your poor town got flushed down the crapper.

Idiot.

Kim Jong FF revisited...

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Issues Threat To Retaliate Ahead Of South Korea-US Drills


Headline from the Star-Trib.

I've tried real hard not to use extreme profanity in this blog, but I have to say this as I thought it.

Message to Kim Jong:

"Hey fat fuck ... lighten up."

North Korea: led by a lardass with a bad haircut.

Prayers answered!

Finally.

I see that "Jon & Kate & her huge, great big crotch & 8" is returning.

Again, if your life is so shallow and vacant that you give a crap what these shallow and vacant people do, my condolences.

I hate these guys.  Kids included.

Media whores.

Valentine's Day: the proper context

Not being a fan of pseudo-holidays created by Hallmark, I prefer to mark todays date for Al Capone's massacre:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day_Massacre


And, of course, the big guy turns 17 today.  Happy Birthday to Reggie, a kind soul and a true gentleman.

It's On!

Seen below is recently disgraced former Minnesota Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch.  I dub her "disgraced" by virtue of campaigning on a strong "family values" platform, only to turn out to be a cheating whore.

Sen. Koch lines up a gangbang.

I love seeing the "family values" crowd turn out to be rotten bastards.

I'm looking at you Newt Gingrich.