A day late, but still ...

Happy Birthday Brian Wilson, big seven-oh!

Kim Jong Un ... Projectile Dysfunction

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - North Korea defied international warnings, launching a rocket Friday that the United States and its allies called a provocative pretext for developing an intercontinental ballistic missile that might one day carry a nuclear warhead. But in what was a major embarrassment to the North and its young new leader, the rocket disintegrated soon after the launch, and U.S. and Japanese officials said its remnants fell harmlessly into the Yellow Sea.


Do they make a little blue pill for that?

So it appears I was correct to mock you and your lame country as being both incompetent and impotent, no?

Ya, I guess that is pretty funny.

And the requisite cheap shot in 3, 2, 1 ... um, Kim Jong, you might wanna mix in a salad on occasion you lardass.


[Italicized text courtesy of the AP]

Drew Brees: Smart As Aerosol Cheese

"I am speechless. Sean Payton is a great man, coach, and mentor. The best there is. I need to hear an explanation for this."  -- a "Tweet" from New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees

I guess I AM as dumb as I look.

Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints quarterback, is wondering why his head coach has been suspended for the upcoming season.

Ok, Drew, here's the explanation:

Brees, you stupid sack of shit.  Your coach is suspended for promoting an illegal bounty on opponents and intending to injure them, for covering it up, and for getting a gift Super Bowl because your poor town got flushed down the crapper.

Idiot.

Kim Jong FF revisited...

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Issues Threat To Retaliate Ahead Of South Korea-US Drills


Headline from the Star-Trib.

I've tried real hard not to use extreme profanity in this blog, but I have to say this as I thought it.

Message to Kim Jong:

"Hey fat fuck ... lighten up."

North Korea: led by a lardass with a bad haircut.

Prayers answered!

Finally.

I see that "Jon & Kate & her huge, great big crotch & 8" is returning.

Again, if your life is so shallow and vacant that you give a crap what these shallow and vacant people do, my condolences.

I hate these guys.  Kids included.

Media whores.