The Googly-Eyed Gang??

http://www.startribune.com/local/stpaul/113824544.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aUvckD8EQDUX

Take a look at these cross-eyed, googly-eyed shitbags whose mugshots appear in this article and below.  They assaulted some autistic kid.

I can think of no better public service than to mock these three disgusting shitbags for being criminal disgusting shitbags.

SHITBAG #1

Anthony Ramos: googly-eyed MF [nice haircut too]

SHITBAG #2

Tiffany Clock: nice googly-eyes and Moe haircut

SHITBAG #3

Trenton Johnson: crosseyed MF

What an attractive trio.  Society obviously won't do the right thing, which would be to shoot all of you in the head at close range and leave you on the curb for garbage pickup.

Alternate option.  I'd let someone hit each of you in the head with a brick until they get tired of swinging.

Since the above two options aren't likely, can you help us out a bit?  Take your lives, you shitbag losers!  Do it now!  Jump!  Clearly NONE of you should be allowed to pass your genes.

And to believe that it's a crime to run you low IQ crosseyed freak shitbags over.  I hope that in a fit of inspiration ['cause you're all obviously deep thinkers] you Google [pun intended] your names and see that I'm ripping you just for being so damn ugly.  And googly-eyed.

Hey Trenton...is that your Peter Falk impression?

Hey Tiffany...where's Larry and Curly?  Moe references may be too kind for you.  For what it's worth, it looks like you cut your hair with a weed wacker.

Hey Anthony...nice hair. It looks like you have a vagina on your head.  Let me guess: no girlfriend?

I absolutely hate looking at my newspaper and having to learn that assholes like this exist.




P.S. Since we're having so much fun here: call the cops!  I found the ringleader.

"I'm the leader of the googly-eye gang"