Sweet Sixteen

Ready for a nap after copious amounts of catnip and belly-rubs

Happy 16th birthday to Reggie!

And now that he's sixteen, can this be far behind?

Ya, but can you keep a beat...

Ever heard of Buddy Rich? [of course you have]

I found this clip to be outstanding.

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/photos/rolling-stone-readers-pick-best-drummers-of-all-time-20110208/6-buddy-rich-0633399

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With head-shaking frustration, I viewed the news that another Palin is planning to publish yet another bad book.

http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/115718604.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUt:aDyaEP:kD:aUiacyKUzyaP37D_MDua_eyD5PcOiUr

Rumored titles are said to have included:

"Me And My Fat Ass"

"Junior Prom From The Back Seat"

"I'm Smarter Than Everyone Else: Just Like My Mom"

Really?  A memoir at age 20?  What insight could you possibly have to share?  The perils of getting nailed in high school?  The burdens of being wonderful?  Dancing tips?  The obvious, and correct answer, is none.  Zero insight whatsoever.  Making this book the equivalent of expensive toilet paper.

We remember that Ms. Palin once blasted her kid's DNA donor for needing to be in "the limelight."

Obviously though, that won't stop you.

Rock on, knucklehead.

17 and knocked up: I'll drink to that!