http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/115718604.html?elr=KArksD:aDyaEP:kD:aUt:aDyaEP:kD:aUiacyKUzyaP37D_MDua_eyD5PcOiUr
Rumored titles are said to have included:
"Me And My Fat Ass"
"Junior Prom From The Back Seat"
"I'm Smarter Than Everyone Else: Just Like My Mom"
Really? A memoir at age 20? What insight could you possibly have to share? The perils of getting nailed in high school? The burdens of being wonderful? Dancing tips? The obvious, and correct answer, is none. Zero insight whatsoever. Making this book the equivalent of expensive toilet paper.
We remember that Ms. Palin once blasted her kid's DNA donor for needing to be in "the limelight."
Obviously though, that won't stop you.
Rock on, knucklehead.
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Hey Reggie...another possible title came (pun for the donor) to mind: "Me get drunk (a lot), spread fur (a lot). Fun (smiley face)!" Sorry about that. Mushbrain.
ReplyDeleteOopsy, another one: "Vacant" /s/Mushbrain.
ReplyDeleteJust as every story I've never wanted to hear has begun: "Well, we were drinking..."
ReplyDeleteWhen will alcohol ever be seen for what it is. Isn't it stronger than any other drug? And, yet, the easiest to score. And you know how much effort your average American will exert to affirm the right to do so. So, is it any wonder we hear of so much victimization and so little about self-infliction? It takes a clear state of recall to even relate such stupidity and yet nothing to not reach one's potential. The publisher is largely to blame for offering an advance on this and then hyping it into the profit zone. Kinda reminds one of the scales of justice no longer held by Liberty(Libera, Justica, et al). So, I won't care since it won't be worth reading without imbibing. To those that help perpetuate this cultural vapidity, I hope your all happy with your freedoms. You are only playing the parts written for you.
Possible titles:
1. My Boyfriend, Bachus
2. From What I Rememoir
3. The Youngest Booze-Hag!
Thanks, Reggie!