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Another metro area cop asskicking!

http://www.startribune.com/local/stpaul/117556768.html

The brutality and wrongful behavior conducted by Twin Cities metro area cops had been absent from the papers for about two weeks.

I'm sure they were celebrating that "lengthy" absence from the local rags, kind of like the way a factory proudly displays its "days since accident" sign.

"16 days since brutal asskicking"

The best part about the article linked to above:  St. Paul denies ANY wrongdoing.

No wrongdoing.

But.

Here's $270,000 to go away.

I love it.