Just a quick note after seeing this picture in the paper of some Iranian jackoffs looking at an American spy drone that somehow ended up in their posession.
The humor comes from the caption, which states:
This photo released by the Iranian Revolutionary Guards claims to show the chief of the aerospace division of Iran's Revolutionary Guards, Gen. Amir Ali Hajizadeh, left, listening to an unidentified colonel as he points to a US RQ-170 Sentinel drone which Tehran says its forces downed.
Why that's funny is this: Iran's Chief Of The Aerospace Division. Huh? Aerospace Division? What a jackoff, leader of an aerospace division that has never even caught a whiff of space. Might as well call himself Iran's Chief Of The Aerosmith Division, because he can "dream on."
What, was Iran's Chief Of National Football League Scouting Division unavailable for the photo? Or Iran's Chief Of The Flying Shit Log Division?
That asshole's probably unemployed and just snuck onto the premises for a look-see. YOU HAVE NO SPACE OR ORBITAL VEHICLES IN YOUR ARSENAL. Just what exactly, WTF are you in charge of, Mr. "Aerospace Division?" [loud, uproarious laughter]
Nice made up job title, Gen. Alli Alli Akbar. Maybe some of Iran's noted Admirals can clarify this.
Sweet Jesus, I hate Iran with a white-hot passion.
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mass murder is way cool!!!LOL!!
ReplyDeleteIt's only cool if it's directed at a bunch of peckerheads. So in this example, it IS way cool.
ReplyDeleteNo bile for Kim Jong Il? Now there's a nice Christmas present, his head on a stake!
ReplyDeleteGet yourself a dictionary and a copy of Jane's Air-Launched Weapons before you make another ignorant statement like this. In addition to weapons systems, Iran has satellites in orbit and has made sub-orbital flights into space. Their rocket program is ahead of North Korea and that has the US military very nervous.
ReplyDeleteaer·o·space
the industry concerned with the design and manufacture of aircraft, rockets, missiles, spacecraft, etc., that operate in aerospace.
Actually, the research had been done. Took about ten minutes.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't lesson the humor of the joke. Iran could have millions of satellites, and they STILL wouldn't be perceived as an "aerospace" leader.
And Gen. Alli Alli Akbar is STILL a joke.
Is that the, uh...Official, uh, Chief Of The Aerospace Division baseball cap.
ReplyDeleteHey asshole, Americans like baseball. And we let our women go outside without wearing rain tarps. Isn't your baseball cap sending the wrong message, encouraging hundreds of would be terrorists to embrace Western culture? [gasp]
Besides Don, I think you miss the point. I'm NOT a credentialed media member. I'm just having fun, and if someone gets their panties in a twist, all the better.
ReplyDeleteAnd who doesn't carry a copy of Jane's in their hip pocket?
ReplyDeleteCouldn't agree more OP!
ReplyDeleteOr, what did you want? Sorry Don, Iran's a haven of happiness and a well-respected world power who builds THE BEST rockets. Shit, when I think of space, Iran is always first in my mind. [wasn't gonna happen]
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