It's On!

Seen below is recently disgraced former Minnesota Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch.  I dub her "disgraced" by virtue of campaigning on a strong "family values" platform, only to turn out to be a cheating whore.

Sen. Koch lines up a gangbang.

I love seeing the "family values" crowd turn out to be rotten bastards.

I'm looking at you Newt Gingrich.

The headline is:

Somalis Again Protest Closing Of Money-Transfer Accounts


The one sentence answer:

I don't know, I guess you could just leave.

Guess God thinks you're an asshole

From the StarTribune:

Bachmann ends presidential bid: "I have decided to stand aside"


Michele Bachmann Wednesday morning announced in Iowa that she would suspend her presidential campaign after a disastrous finish in the first-in-the-nation caucus voting on Tuesday.


“Last night the people of Iowa spoke with a very clear voice, so I have decided to stand aside,” she said, putting her campaign in the past tense.


She walked through the history of the country and criticized "ObamaCare" in her much-awaited announcement before confirming her departure from the race.


"I am not motivated in this quest by vain glory," she said [although she was -Reg] this morning in her West Des Moines news conference. The sudden stop came after she fought through just one early state's contest.


Bachmann did not outline her future political plans Wednesday. “I look forward to the next chapter in God’s plan," she said.


Hmm...

So if running was "God's plan," and you got your ass kicked, what might this mean?

1] God hates you.

2] Your claim that God had called you to run was a load of shit.

3] You worship some "alternate" God.

4] Even God was tired of you lying and making up facts.

Not sure what the answer is, but all possibilities point to you being an asshole.

Finally, justice is served.  Are you reading between the lines Michele: nobody wants you.  Shut your piehole and leave with dignity.

Happy New Year, fat ass!

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea vowed Sunday to stage an all-out drive for prosperity as it unites behind new leader Kim Jong Un, ushering in 2012 with promises to resolve food shortages, bolster its military and defend Kim Jong Il's young son "unto death."


"All-out drive for prosperity"  Ha, you North Koreans really are funny.  And you probably will defend Kim Jong Fatass until you're all dead.

Oh well, I can deal with it.

I'd love to hear how the North Korean geniuses in YingYang plan to resolve food shortages and bolster their military.  Surely their populace can't be so f'n retarded as to believe any of this bullshit, can they?

Happy New Year!

North Korea and Iran still suck.

P.S.  Hey Kim Dong, you're supposed to be 27 or 28, how come you're such a grotesque lard-ass?   Nothing inspires a military more than a little tub of shit barking out orders.

Salute if you're a fat f#ck.

By the way, nice freakin' haircut there too tubby.  I'm surprised they could find a bowl big enough to fit over your fat f#ck melon head.

***this just in!***

Computer generated image of Kim Dong Sack-o-shit in five years.

"Let's see, the four food groups: the butter group, the deep-fried group..."

Kim Dong is alleged to have two collegiate degrees.  We're skeptical.  "Give me a degree of my little despot daddy will have you killed."

Best of luck North Korea, with a lameass, fatass loser of a leader like Kim Dong, you're gonna need it.