Happy New Year, fat ass!

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea vowed Sunday to stage an all-out drive for prosperity as it unites behind new leader Kim Jong Un, ushering in 2012 with promises to resolve food shortages, bolster its military and defend Kim Jong Il's young son "unto death."


"All-out drive for prosperity"  Ha, you North Koreans really are funny.  And you probably will defend Kim Jong Fatass until you're all dead.

Oh well, I can deal with it.

I'd love to hear how the North Korean geniuses in YingYang plan to resolve food shortages and bolster their military.  Surely their populace can't be so f'n retarded as to believe any of this bullshit, can they?

Happy New Year!

North Korea and Iran still suck.

P.S.  Hey Kim Dong, you're supposed to be 27 or 28, how come you're such a grotesque lard-ass?   Nothing inspires a military more than a little tub of shit barking out orders.

Salute if you're a fat f#ck.

By the way, nice freakin' haircut there too tubby.  I'm surprised they could find a bowl big enough to fit over your fat f#ck melon head.

***this just in!***

Computer generated image of Kim Dong Sack-o-shit in five years.

"Let's see, the four food groups: the butter group, the deep-fried group..."

Kim Dong is alleged to have two collegiate degrees.  We're skeptical.  "Give me a degree of my little despot daddy will have you killed."

Best of luck North Korea, with a lameass, fatass loser of a leader like Kim Dong, you're gonna need it.