More Iran, just for Don...

Welcome back to my continuing celebration of one the most technologically innovative countries to treat their women like shit.

My tribute to the Iranian Navy, seen here during their Aerospace celebration [some kite reached 100 feet in the air].  Although I admit I didn't check my Jane's Guide To Pathetic Navies Of Piss-Ant Countries.

Impressive boys.  [Maybe you ought to stick to what you know.  Which was what again?  Space?]

US.  Moonwalk.  Check.  Reusable Space Shuttles.  Check.  Mars rover.  Check.

Iran.  Moonwalk.  No.  Reusable Space Shuttles.  No.  Mars rover.  No.  Cool Aerospace Division baseball cap.  Check.

Conclusion:  the United States is an Aerospace power and Iran is an Aerospace joke.

Clear enough?

PS.  Any Iranians reading this: your country just sucks ass.  Mine doesn't. [Sing-songy] ha ha ha ha ha.

A rong time coming.

So long Kin Jong Il [as rendered in the politically correct movie Team America].

Now that the diminutive rice-dick with the massive "little guy" inferiority complex is dead as fried chicken, perhaps North Korea might opt to join civilization, shedding the paranoia and self-defeating policies championed by the humorous Il.

We love how he was portrayed in the above mentioned movie.  We love that he hated how he was portrayed in the above mentioned movie.

Kim Jong at his best: check out the soundtrack for the above mentioned movie for his stirring rendition of "I'm So Ronery."

Never gets old.

More Iran, and why not?

Just a quick note after seeing this picture in the paper of some Iranian jackoffs looking at an American spy drone that somehow ended up in their posession.

The humor comes from the caption, which states:

This photo released by the Iranian Revolutionary Guards claims to show the chief of the aerospace division of Iran's Revolutionary Guards, Gen. Amir Ali Hajizadeh, left, listening to an unidentified colonel as he points to a US RQ-170 Sentinel drone which Tehran says its forces downed.

Why that's funny is this:  Iran's Chief Of The Aerospace Division.  Huh?  Aerospace Division?  What a jackoff, leader of an aerospace division that has never even caught a whiff of space.  Might as well call himself  Iran's Chief Of The Aerosmith Division, because he can "dream on."

What, was Iran's Chief Of National Football League Scouting Division unavailable for the photo?  Or Iran's Chief Of The Flying Shit Log Division?

That asshole's probably unemployed and just snuck onto the premises for a look-see.  YOU HAVE NO SPACE OR ORBITAL VEHICLES IN YOUR ARSENAL.  Just what exactly, WTF are you in charge of, Mr. "Aerospace Division?" [loud, uproarious laughter]

Nice made up job title, Gen. Alli Alli Akbar.  Maybe some of Iran's noted Admirals can clarify this.

Sweet Jesus, I hate Iran with a white-hot passion.

Minneapolis Police: More Fun!

Headline and tiny capsule from Mpls. Star-Tribune:

Botched raid costs Minneapolis $1 million

City Council approved the payout nearly two years after police used a stun grenade that left a woman with permanent injuries.

[I'd give you more of the story, but ever since the STrib went back on ten years of giving away online content free....  Anyway, point is, paying for it now: just not gonna happen.  Thanks anyway.]


The reason this is humorous is because even when Minneapolis cops aren't trying to be assholes, they still are!  Again, a little institutional control please.  How that shitbag Chief Of Cops still has his job is an absolute Christmas Miracle.

RIP CowPotter

Farewell to great "old-time" actor Harry Morgan, who passed today, December 7, 2011.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Morgan

Liked him as Col. Potter.

Loved him as stoodgy Officer Bill Gannon.