how about put it up your ass, Dennis?

So I'm watching the Vikings in the NFC Championship game and during the commercial break, an ad that I've hated for awhile comes on.

It's for Allstate Insurance.  With Dennis Haysbert.  Near the end, after a monologue about protecting assets, Haysbert states with faux sincerity and a ridiculously obvious pregnant pause setting up a reference to the Allstate motto: "put it....in good hands."

Hey Dennis:  "HOW ABOUT PUT IT UP YOUR ASS!"

Really hate that commercial.  Having said that, I like Dennis Haysbert as an actor.