Witness the Asian Tom Cruise. Looks like him. Talks like him. Thinks he's charming like him. Might be a better actor. Essentially a twin except for that pesky half-Asian DNA.
As you likely know, this guy shills insurance for State Farm. ALL the time.
For some reason, I just think casting this guy is silly.
Cut to the board room: "Ok, I got this guy. Looks and acts like Tom Cruise, except he's not. And he's kinda Asian. But he looks like Tom Cruise."
Anyway, since I generally dislike Mr. Cruise, I have no choice but to dislike Mr. Cruise.
Do you suppose Tom is embarrassed?
Do you suppose his dad is sweating a paternity suit?
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